Which inspired this.
There once was a woman in Texas,
(Twas not where she stored all her ex-es)
Her blog it was growing.
And the secret was knowing,
How best to skip pitfalls and train-wrecks.
A blogger named Lori she met,
Not in person, you know, on the ‘Net.
A friendship soon blossomed,
Cause both were so awesome,
No more perfect a pairing you’d get.
Lori sent Gigi an email,
Read, “I’ve got an idea to unveil.
I’m giving a go
On raising some dough,
With a purse that’s so tacky it can’t fail.”
“But before I set forth on this mission,
I’d sure like know your position.
On using this bag
Which was really a gag.
Can I bring this whole plan to fruition?”
Gigi replied in a moment
And said, “Hey, that idea is potent!
And you’d best count me in,
Cause I’m as eager as sin
To forward the cause on the homefront.”
The world thought the purse was quite funny,
As it traveled the land to raise money.
And since Gigi had tossed in
Her lot down in Austin,
The purse headed south amidst much glee.
Gigi was going to BootCamp.
Where the Purse had before put her own stamp.
Cause that pretty girl Tiffany
Had had an epiphany
For a clan that could be a blog’s launch ramp.
Then Gigi wrote Pursey an ode
As the words from her fingers they flowed
She published the post
It was read coast to coast.
Then the bag and her bling hit the road.
And each time a friend tells her tale
Of her time with that bag, without fail,
I’m choking back tears.
Causes in all of my years,
I’ve not had such wind in my sails